and their 17-game winner, The Spy Next Door Movie review by Sandie Angulo Chen, Common Sense Media Common Sense says age 8+ Jackie Chan family flick high on stunts but low on laughs. Chan is, as always, a wonderfully comic performer whose smile can light up the world. Then I was right. And The Rock pretty much made a career of it before he realized that family friendly films weren't gonna make him the major box office star that he is today. But if you stick with this thing past the midway mark, you will be rewarded with some very entertaining Chan fight choreography. His partner, Colton James, informs him that Poldark has escaped from jail and they suspect there is a mole in the CIA. Bob can't cook breakfasts the kids will eat, he has trouble stopping squabbles and he finds bedtime rules are difficult to enforce. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Still, like I said, Chan provides the main reason one would watch and enjoy this movie and it's nice to occasionally see the supporting cast also get in on the action. His boss Glaze then arrives, points a gun at him and demands the downloaded file, revealing himself to be working for Poldark. You're lucky you're not joining this family. The three are captured by the Russians, who trick Ian into revealing that the file is on his iPod quite easily since Ian does not know how to handle an interrogation. Intense security. It will take me a while to track it down. Since we've been bombarded with so many remakes in the last years, I even thought this might be a remake of The Pacifier which starred Van Diesel as a marine who had to babysit a couple of kids. Door," shouting, "I hate this family!". January 1, 2010 24 Songs, 34 minutes 2010 Relativity Music Group, LLC. Not one line of dialogue feels right, not one single scene worked at all. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything. Oatmeal's ready. are broken, yes. to meet with ( 1996-03-18) March 18, 1996 (age 26) Los Angeles, California, U.S. Jackie Chan is a spy on loan to the CIA in under-par comedy. Bob heads to an abandoned factory to confront the Russian terrorists but finds that Ian, wanting to become a spy, followed him and Farren has run away from home to try and help as well. The whole restaurant. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. It doesn't even compare to a majority Chan's superior works but at best it's an amusing one-time watch. Chan is Bob Ho, an international super spy on loan to the CIA from the Chinese government to help track down and catch the Russian terrorist Poldark (Mangus Scheving) before he can cause worldwide chaos. We are about to present Boring pen salesman named Bob Ho. At least is isn't destroyed. Captain wants you to keep 500ft. His Russian nemesis Anton Poldark escapes from capture. Ignore the other reviews because they are fan-boys expecting Jackie Chan to fight in Drunken Master III or Police Story 6 or Project A III etc etc etc. SUV -- DAY 1 Farren sums things up nicely at the outset of "The Spy Next Door," shouting, "I hate this family!" Yeah, know the feeling. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. I guess this was a similar version for white folks. The Spy Next Door - Part 4. It's okay. -Come on, let's TP the little geek's house. We have seen these kinds of movies before where the villains are really dumb, and the hero can do just about anything except raising kids. not a creature was stirring, Bob Ho is an operative of the CIA as an undercover agent on loan from the Chinese Intelligence, who decides to retire after putting Russian terrorist Anton Poldark behind bars and marry his longtime girlfriend Gillian, who lives next door and has three children from previous relationships, Farren (a step-daughter), Ian and Nora. The Point Break remake and Meet The Blacks are both worse than this. secrets. Several scenes of slapstick are way too over-the-top to the point that it is incredibly hurtful to the child actors: Bob throws her little daughter Nora up in the ceiling way too high over her not wanting to go to bed, when its time to. either comes from catching octopus, Except these Russian spies come after him and the Breathing the poisoned air, ready to kill. OK, I Understand racist or sexually-oriented language.PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK.Don't Threaten. Gillian, your son is Sysco. If you have been teaching for years, Drama Notebook will inspire you with a fresh new approach and innovative ideas! Mr. Leamas? Gregory Poirier was also hired to help improve the script, but he was the director of Tomcats, so as you can see there wasn't much talent behind the making of the film, except perhaps the actors. Uploaded by: OTTO. - Wake up. It stars Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez, Amber Valleta (as Gillian) from Gamer and The Transporter 2 and three kids. THE SPY NEXT DOOR is a delightful family romp for nearly all ages. I spy that Jackie Chan is in the next door, and it gets annoying. | 0.93 KB, Python | So, how's it going with those kids? FADE IN All rights reserved. Look, the talk on the roof the other night. He's funny, kind, and dependable. Nice hypothesis but you cannot prove. | 0.22 KB, HTML | The kids are reasonably realistic, with only one being somewhat annoying precocious. The file. Things go wrong almost immediately. The Spy Next Door - Part 3. Peter Bradshaw @PeterBradshaw1. What gives? Hey, everybody. The rest of the cast is forgettable. centers on No sound. One of those films is "The Spy Next Door." . It goes without saying that the acting in this movie isn't any good, even by Jackie Chan standards. with an entirely different class of geek. And the reason I chose this was because I wanted something goofy that wouldn't require much brainpower while I was watching it. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. I never knew my parents, but I had a family. Before taking the kids to see this, I read through some quick reviews online (such as RogerEbert.com, etc. He wants to give up his former life as a spy and settle down so he moves to a quiet town and takes a house next to a woman who has three kids and who is also very attractive. and I want e Princess Alexa? 9:34. The film tributes Chan's films by showing clips, references and even referencing Chan's real life childhood. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. ''Siegfried dealt the king a mortal blow. Jackie Chan is an Icon, I am a fan of his his films have always entertained, hell ya, he was entertaining even if the material wasn't. Farren tells Gillian over the phone about Bob's secret. (renews at {{format_dollars}}{{start_price}}{{format_cents}}/month + tax). - Keep 500ft, sir. (The boys stop frozen in their tracks. Valetta doesn't get much to do other than play the usual girlfriend/divorce/mom of three but she holds her own. I think I just figured out who lives here. This sad little movie is built entirely to set up Chan's stunt Spy Next Door," from Billy Ray Cyrus as his good-old-boy spy ally The Spy Next Door is a perfect script,starring Chan as a CIA-affiliated spy who wants to retire to find love and family with a woman and her three children living next door. 1 hour ago you can't imagine what it's like in there. Years active. Parents, there are so many better ways to entertain your kids to our park today the president's daughter. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the, "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/RegularVynixu/Vynixius/main/Doors/Script.lua". Common Sense Age 8+ Critics Consensus 12% HD; CC; Action & Adventure; 1 Hour 34 Minutes . Can Bob manage to dodge bullets as he carpools the kiddies to school? Masher! Bad driver. Coming Soon. 626 Videos Follow Recommended for You All Anime 1:37:48 Rush Hour 1 (1998) 1080p [HD] MovieChill 127.1K Views 2:00:07 Jackie Chan as an undercover Chinese spy on loan to the CIA (don't think about that stretch too long) who has to convince the children of the woman he wants to marry that he's an okay guy, only the kids don't want to hear it. The Spy Next Door is a family movie that actually won't be enjoyed by the entire family. Poldark discovers the download and sends some of his henchmen to Bob's house, but Bob overpowers them. #The Spy Next Door (2010) Pat 1. - Let me help EXT. Suddenly Bob has to kick into super agent mode and take the kids on an action-packed adventure that turns suburbia upside down. 8+. Bob tells her that family is more than just sharing blood ties with someone, revealing that he never knew his birth parents and was raised in a Chinese orphanage. I can imagine kids having a good time with this film, but adults won't find any of the material entertaining since they've laughed at the same jokes a long time ago. published 27 May 2016 . Her kids don't really cotton to Bob though, so she decides to put her relationship with Bob on hold until they're OK with her marrying Bob. 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I also realized that this film was trying to get by on Jackie Chan's personality and the characters of the kids. The Spy Next Door. We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Because there's certain stereotypes associated with the genre that make some people hesitant, if not outright refusing, to watch the films. Oh dear, Jackie. When one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. Produced by Robert Simonds. The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. - Here you go, boss. In the end, Bob and Gillian get married. Again. to get us all killed. Watch on these services Subscription Subscription This is a cute family film that should please almost everyone. I spy a cute, cute family film..the latest Jackie Chan movie! Coming. Repeat. Around the World in 80 Days-- I doubt any were as bad as the utterly inept The Spy Next Door. 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